smathmouth:

seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did

nippled:

*passes out from laughing too hard at my own joke*

ethiopienne:

yeah boys are cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza

pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible

do you see it

d o  y o u 

(Source: emblemthrees)

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

people-should-all-be-onions:

mydarlingangelgabriel:

Snape, ^{Snape, _{Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE}}

#why do we all know exactly what is happening in this post

andyvantageous:

have u ever accidently opened photobooth and had your natural expression staring back at you

it’s horrible

(Source: 5ndy)

corywho:

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

i just spit my food onto my keyboard