my math final is about to begin and half the people in my class are praying to god and the other half are making deals with satan
thast not how you fucking eat watermelon’s you pink idiot
everyone i’m attracted to is out of my league and in a different country
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"